Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

It's back to basics this week as Esmeraude hatches a plan to seduce the children of Tokyo! Everyone is indulging in a new "promise ring" fad, but will Usagi be able to uncover the truth of this seemingly friendly plot before all of Tokyo is inundated with dark power?

In this episode, we discuss the ghost story "Banchō Sarayashiki", yurei or "spirit", misanga or friendship bracelets, the J1 football league, kumihimo or "gathered threads", marudai or "round stand", and temari or "handball". We also talk Sadako vs. Kakayo, being one dish short, promise ring paraphernalia, neo art nouveau, playing the hits, a horny floating lady, teacher programming, maskplaining, 2 many brooders, Comrade Moon, warp/weft/weave, morning rice, robot appropriation, #BlackMoonClanSoWhite, and a return of classic Dystokyo hijinks!

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