Sailor Noob is the podcast where a Sailor Moon superfan and a total noob go episode by episode through the original Sailor Moon series!

It's a tale from the past this week as we learn the story of Haruka and Michiru's first meeting! Haruka Tenoh is a junior high school student who's racing the wind, but when she meets a mysterious, green-haired girl, she'll have to choose between safe obscurity and dangerous destiny!

In this episode, we discuss the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, the Tokyo Monorail, the Shinkansen or "bullet train", the Sport Promotion Act, escalator schools, "chon chon" marks, and Syncom 3. We also talk about cryptkeeper vibe, firm little restraining orders, trees sentience canon, a Rolling Stone beard, polite monsters, free lipstick, turtle perverts, nation branding, toilet pictures, the Dogpacolypse, a Demon Daily Double, boob shoe, caveman Japanese, and the Silver Millennium Band!

Ladies, who's your Bob Seger?

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