Mitch McConnell has been unconscious for three weeks and his wife flew to China. The boys cover the Mitch McConnell coma conspiracy and the August 3rd Senate seat deadline, Florida gubernatorial candidate Bobby Williams saying one-day maternity leave is enough, Zohran Mamdani’s thermostat controversy, Graham Platner’s controversial tattoo and misconduct allegations, and Dingo’s Fourth of July hit and run with a Mister Softee truck. F*** You, So What.