On today's 3-14-22 Monday show: Daylight Savings is messing with us, there is a diamond ring being sold that is made from ranch dressing, a guy snuck a Batman Calzony into a movie theater, Graham got hit with a water balloon in a very painful spot, Pete Davidson posts an epic text message exchange with Kanye, a woman stole a really expensive bottle of booze from a San Jose restaurant, and tons more!