David French of National Review and Greg Corombos of Radio America start the week with a whole menu of crazy martinis.  They rip CNN and other social justice types for declaring President Trump's Columbus Day statement insufficient because he didn't mention the suffering that the explorers inflicted upon the indigenous people who were already adept at slaughtering each other.  They're also staggered as California enacts one law to criminalize the use of pronouns that conflict with a person's stated gender identity and another law that no longer makes it a felony to expose a partner to HIV without telling them.  And they react to Vice President Pence leaving Sunday's Colts-49'ers game after some 49'ers knelt during the national anthem and President Trump's tweetstorm against Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker.