Welcome to my alternative Christmas message. In this festive episode of Laars Head's Supernormal, I explain how I had planned to have an old-fashioned Christmas, mixing the Christian and Satanic traditions. But now, thanks to lockdown, I'll probably just be drinking Scotsmac and watching Call the Midwife, like the rest of you civilians. I also explain necromancy – and how a brain injury caused me to see ghosts and lose a pretty lucrative sales gig – in the latest, exciting instalment of my autobiography There is No Life.  Happy Christmas, one and all. If you want to make your yuletide worthwhile, I implore that you watch this excellent version of A Christmas Carol, starring Ross Kemp as the leathery 'Eddie Scrooge.' It's uncompromising. It's dangerous. And it's a timely reminder that spirits are arseholes. Even at Christmas. @thelaarsheadwww.instagram.com/laars_headwww.facebook.com/laarsheadssupernormal