Karen Oak Meadow • 2 wks ago This is an open letter to my neighbor on Pine Creek Lane about respecting boundaries. I'm not gonna name him but it rhymes with Harry. This morning my dog Moe was whimpering and distressed, so I checked the Ring video and saw disturbing footage of you on my driveway carrying my morning paper. I appreciate your moving it off the gutter, but your actions triggered Moe to defend our property. Confronted, you swatted him viciously with the paper. Moe is severely traumatized, and I expect you to pay for his therapy. Also, not trying to be the fashion police here, but those low cut shorts? No one wants to see that. Larry Oak Meadow Karen, your attack dog was going for my jugular. It was either him or me. Frankly you're the one that needs therapy. If it includes a lobotomy, I'll be happy to chip in. Doggo CBD Chewables Sponsored Is your dog overly aggressive? Our chewables will have him chilling like he's at a Phish concert. Take 50% off your first order with promo code MELLOWMUTT. Nancy Oak Meadow • 2 wks ago As president of the Pleasant Hills Preservation Society, I was devastated by the city council's vote to certify the residential zoning changes. While we appeal the decision, I am asking, nay begging, homeowners not to split their lots or build multi units. Don't get me wrong, I love our essential workers. They're the backbone of our society. But we don't want to turn Pleasant Hills into another sh*thole town where they can actually afford to live here. Nelson Oak Meadow Sorry, NIMBY Nancy, but it's too late. I've already split my lot and am installing a nuclear generator on the second one to power my three-story crypto mining rig. Personally, I think this boring town can use a spark! City of Pleasant Hills Civic Center This comment was brought to our attention. Please bear in mind that nuclear reactors are not permitted under the new zoning rules. Nelson Oak Meadow Okay people don't have a meltdown. It's a small modular reactor, not Fukushima. And the energy is carbon free. Isn't that what you eco fascists want? City of Pleasant Hills Civic Center • 13 days ago The city's landfill reduction pilot program is underway. Your organic waste is being converted to fertilizer for local farms. Please keep any inorganic material out of those yellow buckets! Nelson Oak Meadow This is an idiotic idea! You have no idea what people dump in those buckets. I will avoid the farmers market like the plague until this program is stopped. Chester Chatsworth Palmer It's great to see PH being so forward thinking and progressive. Nelson Oak Meadow I'd like to order 3 bags of wool. Because you're a sheep! Karen Oak Meadow • 13 days ago I can't believe I'm saying this, but I found a big dog poop turd on my doorstep this morning. I'm literally shaking. Neighbors: when you walk your dogs, it is your responsibility to carry poop bags and clean up! Larry Oak Meadow That was no dog, I left it myself. Consider it a deposit toward Moe's therapy. 5 12 Lopez Farms Pleasant Hills (Unincorporated) • 10 days ago Hey everyone. Lopez farms is participating in the town's waste fertilizer program. Unfortunately, since yesterday my pig Maybelline is very sick and struggling to breathe. The vet thinks she has a peanut allergy that flared up when she rolled in the tainted dirt. I've set up a GoFundMe campaign to pay for her treatment, please donate whatever you can. For the time being, please keep peanuts out of your organic waste bins. Thank you! Chester Chatsworth Palmer I made a donation and will keep Maybelline in my prayers Nelson Oak Meadow For chrissakes, it's a pig! WTF is the matter with you? Just put it out of its misery and sell us some ham! Improbable Pork Sponsored Do you love pork but can't eat it due to religious or dietary restrictions? Improbable Pork is made from plants, tastes better than the real thing and is both Kosher and Halal certified. Take 20% off your first order with promo code PorkForPeace. Karen Oak Meadow • 6...