Oscar J. Evans is sick.
Unfortunately, that does not mean he gets to stay home.
After discovering that he apparently gets only one sick day — and that yesterday’s wasn’t even paid — Oscar reports for duty with a new philosophy: never leave the garage.
On this episode of Good Morning, Trillberry, Oscar explains why people are germs, why anyone entering your garage should immediately be treated as a biological threat, and why the number of children he has proves somebody in the government has been messing with DNA.
Then healthcare becomes the problem of the day after Oscar discovers that his medication somehow costs $35,000 — only to learn that it is basically Tylenol with codeine. Naturally, the solution is either electing a dog or cloning Mrs. G.
And in Oscar’s Watching Random Television, a sick-day marathon of Disney’s Adventures of the Gummi Bears leads Oscar to an important cultural conclusion: Gummi Bears may be more sophisticated than most modern prestige television.
Plus, this is the third and FINAL Good Morning, Trillberry play of “My Pet Conatorus Is Going to Eat You.” Stream the full album wherever you listen to music — or, according to Oscar, stop being cheap and buy the song.
The episode concludes with Oscar abandoning spoken English entirely.
Good Morning, Trillberry is a Trillberry USA / RJPC Studios production.
Hosted by Oscar J. Evans
Created and written by Robert Jerome Pagan
Produced by RJPC Studios LLC


Good Morning, Trillberry is a Trillberry USA production from RJPC Studios LLC.Created by Robert Jerome Pagan.
Oscar J. Evans is portrayed by Robert Jerome Pagan.© 2026 RJPC Studios LLC. All Rights Reserved.This program contains satire, fictional characters, fictional places, strong language, political commentary, and adult humor. Any resemblance to actual persons, organizations, governments, or events is coincidental unless otherwise stated.Trillberry.com