On today's 8-26-22 Friday show: A guy had to call firefighters after he got his hand stuck in his couch, inflation is taking a toll on dating, there's a new world record cucumber, a school district is bringing back paddling students, Drake just debuted a new hairstyle and accent, a new study is sounding the alarm about tattoo ink, a virtual rapper just got axed from a record label, and a woman gains a huge following on TikTok after she can't go poop mysteriously for over a month! Plus so much more!