As with every other event in American life, the Covid-19 pandemic comes with merchandise, and lots of it. Do you have any? Do you want any? Would you buy some from us? Mentioned: The Shop Forward [https://www.theshopforward.com/collections/corona], Jenny Lawson's raccoon face mask [https://www.zazzle.com/rory_the_raccoon_mask_as_requested_cloth_face_mask-256799784892640417], and social-distancing hats in a Chinese classroom [https://www.cnet.com/news/kids-in-china-head-back-to-school-wearing-social-distancing-hats/].