Today, we discuss a skeptical prince, a primitive tinder profile, and a magic floor tile that does background checks as we head to Norway to meet Aase the Goose Girl. Why geese? What does Aase really want, anyway? Is the whole story a zen meditation on the duality of ruling class values?* Join us to find out!

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