Happy Thanksgiving from Nephilim Death Squad — broadcasting from The Standard Coffee Shop and NDS Studios!
In this chaotic holiday special, The Raven, TopLobsta, and Matt sit down to rank EVERY classic Thanksgiving dish — from the absolute bangers to the absolute trash. This episode is pure NDS energy: jokes, roasting each other, roasting food, calling out bad recipes, talking Bohemian Grove, venue drama, coffee shop stories, biblical side-quests, and nonstop chaos.

Inside the episode we dive into:

🦃 Ranking Thanksgiving foods (sweet potatoes, biscuits, casseroles, corn, and more)
😂 The boys arguing about “processed carbs,” “gluten,” and “Cool Whip theology”
🏛️ Bohemian Grove event updates + losing the venue
☕ Stories from The Standard Coffee Shop
🤣 Live chat madness
🔥 Raven & Top antagonizing Matt nonstop
🍽️ Why Cool Whip is apparently God-tier
🍠 The real Florida vs. New York food divide
💀 And the most unhinged holiday commentary ever recorded

If you want a mix of comedy, chaos, conspiracy, Bible commentary, and Thanksgiving nostalgia, this is the perfect episode.

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Thank you for spending Thanksgiving with us — the Guam family.

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01:15 Paywall Decisions and Patreon Perks
01:56 Memes and Community Engagement
02:30 Bohemian Grove Venue Issues
03:01 Thanksgiving Dinner Plans and Coffee Talk
04:38 Technical Difficulties and Guest Introduction
05:43 Thanksgiving Foods Ranking Begins
12:49 Apple Pie and Sweet Potato Debate
21:59 Biscuits and Gravy Discussion
32:59 Cool Whip and Final Thoughts
35:03 Imagining the Raven at Thanksgiving
35:32 Debating Cool Whip vs. Apple Pie
37:22 The Mystery of Corn Casserole
39:48 Cornbread: A Thanksgiving Staple
43:06 The Great Corn Debate
46:03 Cranberry Sauce Controversy
49:06 Creamed Spinach: Love It or Hate It?
50:56 Crescent Rolls and Potluck Etiquette
01:04:29 Fan Joins the Show
01:08:12 Green Beans: Essential or Meh?
01:10:39 Nostalgic Food Memories
01:10:52 Pistachio Coffee Debate
01:11:14 Specialty Coffee Quality
01:11:45 Voting on Gross Food
01:12:16 Jello Salad Substitute
01:12:55 Ham and Jewish Dietary Laws
01:28:51 Military and Conspiracy Theories
01:33:17 Mac and Cheese Discussion
01:37:38 Pecan and Pumpkin Pie
01:41:03 Red Potatoes and Farm Life
01:42:43 Casual Banter and Shoutouts
01:43:01 Potato Preferences Debate
01:43:37 Roasted Carrots Discussion
01:45:12 Scalloped Potatoes and Stuffing
01:48:59 Sweet Potato Casserole and Turkey Talk
01:58:51 Cryptids and Paranormal Stories
02:17:35 Final Thoughts and Farewells

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