How do you deal with a car crisis? Rizzo’s car died on the way in today, and he had to jog on a mountain, uphill-both ways at 3am with the full Baywatch Bounce.

Needless to say he came in slap-happy- what is Power Slap?! One teachers lesson in slag taught us to keep it on the mute, unless it comes to Jerry O’Connell. One California company is using Chunk from the Goonies to pitch a $32 bag of ice! Does that surprise you?

Better let Jeff know first then, as his Anti-Surpise side came out when discussing what may or may not be happening at our upcoming Octopus Gardens appearance. He may need our emotional support, or at least an animal to help- which cartoon dog would you choose? Make sure it doesn’t upset your neighbors like one woman’s 68 lb GOOSE!

It didn’t take long for Rizzo’s goose to be cooked- when a few hours in, he learned the fate of his beloved Cadillac. We took out some frustration on Ken Jennings, opened up some Granny candies and ‘kept it clip’ on this episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain. You do you Friday.