3 MAY 2024 · Throw on your best half off Brooks Brothers sweater for a Rizzo and Jeff FOR ALL AGES! Did you realize some of our favorite celebs are GERIATRICS NOW?! George Clooney, Gordon Ramsey, shirtless Brad Pitt and even TYSON are AARP eligible! DO NOT question Halle Berry on that- SHE S IN MENOPAUSE! Johnny calls in to school us again on just what that means. Even if you’re an elder- you might have grown up watching these TV shows with the best theme songs. CAN ASHEVILLE GUESS NIMBER ONE?! About 30 calls in 10 minutes had us all over the chart to narrow down a top 4! You might even be old enough to remember what Pee Wee did- WELL- Paul Rubens didn’t make it, but ANOTHER Pee Wee has claimed that honor for a new generation of theater goers. Did your paw-paw use the term Knuckle Sanwich? One ex NFL player/ chef is STILL serving them in the parking lot for anyone who leaves a negative review. Climb in the Wishing Tree with a couple of whistling Andy’s known as Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

2 MAY 2024 · All Aboard the Rizzo and Jeff Magic School Bus- Let’s just hope Simba and Nala aren’t getting busy on the roof, or this could take HOURS! Intern Jacob climbed aboard today for an antique sing along of 1800’s jams- do dah, do dah. Don’t like to travel by bus? Flying isn’t any better right now as one 49-year-old pilot was taken into police custody for drunk and wreck less behavior instead of making his flight to Tokyo. But Bunkham county knows ALLLL about drinking, 1 out of 4 of you are hungover RIGHT NOW! That could be the perfect place to try 9 beers and 9 hot dogs in 9 innings. Bus drivers are of course excluded. Jeremy one of our hometown heroes stopped by to tell us what it’s like to see the sun rise over the hood of yellow bus- and later- RIZZO GETS A TURN AT THE WHEEL! Everyone better behave or we’ll- Never mind the bunny will be fine, we might even stop for a Shaq-a-roni. Remember to stop at all railroad crossings and keep it with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.

1 MAY 2024 · In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made an amazing long distance love connection! Rizzo and Jeff are spreading love in all the right places. From the 70 year old with a billboard in Sweetwater, TX to conjoined twins with a different preferences, to a 46 year old singing to his lizard- LOVE IS LOVE! Today is gonna SLAP! Al Gilberti called in and IS WILLING TO RELOCATE TO ASHEVILLE! Currently he has a billboard up and gets over 400 texts a day from MOSTLY women looking for love just like him. In what may THE STEAMIEST moment in Rizzo and Jeff history- our caller Grandma Emma and Al made an amazing long distance love connection! Their singing was top notch just like another single 46 year old man that sings sweet salad nothings to Cradles, his pet lizard. Pet love is special- but if your dog left for puppy training and came back de-flowered and pregnant- how would YOU react?! Probably a lot better than our caller Dave when his dog came home with a special delivery of his own! When you find that someone special- consider Taliban Travel! Afghanistan is becoming a hot bed for tourists so we ask why? Grab your Hello Kitty Kabul t shirt, tell Brodie not to sucker bunch a bison, and DIFTP with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain! Bet!

30 APR 2024 · Rizzo and Jeff hop in their home-made flying machine for an ACTION-PACKED Tuesday adventure!! Wild Zebra’s on the loose, Alien Abductions, Bigfoot, and Clint BY GAWD Eastwood are JUST THE BEGINNING!! What noise DOES a zebra make?! It’s called A BARK and we have the recording. We also break out the recording of a man named Anthony Vella’s live streamed PARAGLIDER CRASH! He’s ok, no worries, Siri called 911 not Bigfoot 911 where our friend Jon Bruner works. Mr. Bruner called in to discuss Marion’s FREE upcoming Bigfoot Festival. We asked to judge the hairy man contest, but it will not be returning. So, YOU get to be the judge for listener court INSTEAD! Jackie ‘CannonBall’ Chan or ‘Putin’s Top Guy’ Steven Segal? You think Putin has ever been shirtless on a Dorse? That might be worth a tour of Russia- but some of the bands on this station have been touring SINCE BEFORE THE FALL OF THE SOVIETS! We bet you can’t guess the longest active band on tour- with or without John Stamos. Keep it here on 105.9 The Mountain to rock it out and ride the pony- with Rizzo and Jeff

29 APR 2024 · RICHARD SIMMONS HAS BLOCKED US!! Rizzo and Jeff get snout to snout for an especially regular Monday thanks to Müeslix! German bran cereal and casual Starbucks nudity not your thing? Then cry about it! 1-900-Cry to Me is available to hear all your woes. What 900 numbers did you call in the past? Even Dave pled the 5th!! Naughty ones? Wrestling ones? How about Grandpa Munster?! We would have called Richard Simmons but… Can you believe after all the chat last week- HE BLOCKED US!! IT’S TRUE! A little Jeff soup might have more health benefits than you think. By that we mean adult bathing. It lifts your mood, improves sleep, AND improves your cardiovascular system. Maybe that would have been what Bob Barker needed to keep him frisky in that $4million estate. If Brad Pitt moves in next door- what would you do?! SURVEY SAYS- keep it on Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain… $2 the first minute and .99 cents each additional minute. Ask your parents before calling.

26 APR 2024 · And who knew Bigfoot was beloved in this area? Marion’s upcoming Bigfoot festival is creating SUCH a buzz, we might- NAY- WE WILL have to go! Have any of you actually SEEN a squatch? Or a zombie? Or a vampire? Keep that gat by that gat by the bed just in case! DO NOT take it to the bank if you get scammed. Would a 109mph fastball to the noggin have you asking for someone to kiss the bobo? Have you DoorDashed to a prison? What is the plural for Grouse?! This is no way to remember Stick Stickley. Keep it between the mayonnaise and the mustard with all that flip floppin lip talkin with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain

25 APR 2024 · Are you a Muppet Man? Do you have leather clad Roseanne on your mind? Are you nuttier than a squirrel turd? Then today’s Rizzo and Jeff is for you!What a cornucopia of silliness- a Jim Henson biopic isn’t the only movie in the works- but WHO COULD POSSIBLY play Dick Simmons to get him upset? We couldn’t think of any HIS past relationships, but some other weird celebrity couples might have you going Teee Heeee. Somehow we questioned who looked better in leather- Rosie O Donnell or Roseanne Barr. It’s not stretch to think those two are fans of pizza- BUT WHO ISN’T! How do you reheat yours? One method going viral seems like more hassle than it’s worth for fresh Za. If Cicadas are being considered for your dinner menu- one group may want to avoid them. Should we also avoid Puzzums? He sounds like a charmer. Who is Gentle Ben? HOW MUCH DID RIN TIN TIN MAKE?! He went out rough. The chief of woodfin police is also out- but the details are still coming in- check out 828NewsNow to follow up on that. It’s just one of these days on… pause… pause… Rizzo & Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain

24 APR 2024 · MOVE OVER STUDENT DRIVERS! Rizzo and Jeff bring you an all you can eat joyride today! On the menu- Cartoon death, bagel lawsuits, miserable celebs, and Jammie chat. What is a sprouted grain anyways? A lawsuit has been launched against Panera that asks that very question. Really, we should all be suing Bob Ross for FRAUD after learning about his LIE! One food truck owner was busted in a lie of his own for selling HORSE MEAT! But according to our caller Johnny, that’s not the best animal to eat- bear, squirrel, Octopi, and grouse are all way better. You won’t find any of those on the menu of the legendary Bouchon which is closing its doors after 20 years in Asheville. If that puts you in a sour mood you’ll fit in with celebs like Ben Affleck, Jim Carrey, and Harry Ford. Walter Mathaou only pretended to be miserable, at the end of the day he still slips into comfy Jammie’s. How about you? What do you wear to bed? Walter didn’t make it, and neither did one Simpsons character in a recent episode. Which sounds worse? Those darn cicada’s or seagulls? One 9-year-old won the world title for his seagull calls. LEAVE THE BEARS ALONE- and stick with listening to Rizzo and Jeff instead on 105.9 The Mountain. Sometimes we snack on air too!

23 APR 2024 · Brrrr! There is a chill in the air today Asheville! Could it be from getting wronged by a car dealer? Is it from the looming fate of Tik Tok? Or is that chill coming from YOUR FIANCE’?! Listener court had a VERY special guest as Jeff called Rizzo’s fiancé to the witness stand to discuss SOCK THEFT! Is it ‘what’s mine is yours’ or are things getting a little too close to ‘intimate?’ YOU help decide how this ends. Rizzo might have taken a bath in court- how often do you bath? Your help with picking a celebrity president also led down a rabbit hole past Terry Crews, Phil McGraw, Denzel, Tater Salad, and one VERY SPECIAL tradesmen. Is car sales the name of your game? Because one farmer might have found the ultimate loophole. One tomato does not equal a 60” TV, so the self checkout loophole is a bust. Tik Tok might be out, but cursive IS BACK! Load up on the news afrin, grab ur picnic basket, and wash your cheese before This episode of Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain

22 APR 2024 · Squatches, Nik Cage, and Selleck Smut- OH MY- It’s the post 4/20 Monday on Rizzo & Jeff!! At our appearance over the weekend- Jeff was accosted! Lois, a very friendly older gal, got herself a handful and it leads us to ask- What makes Jeff appealing to elders? If you’re in a jam- call your gam gam. One grandmother took the law into her own hands and busted into a school to help with a beat down! The old school way would have been a soapin. A recent survey says only 10% have actually gotten soap in the mouth, and your calls led us to believing the penguins are to blame. You know who REALLY deserves blame- Tom Selleck for his reverse mortgages and lies about cell phone use and smut searches. Would you go see Face Off 2? Hollywood must be running out of new ideas. The rock and roll Hall of Fame’s BRILLIANT new idea is to induct crotchety LOU GRAMM. Foreigner didn’t give a press release when they broke up, but that seems to be the new viral trend. Hearing Lithgow chat about Harry and the Henderson’s doesn’t sound so bad after all that. Turkey Mushroom sloppy joes sound horrible, Valerie Bertinelli needs to stay out of the kitchen. It’s one of those SPECIAL kinda Mondays- with Rizzo and Jeff on 105.9 The Mountain.