News links for the week:

Wife's dead body found in car driven by Oklahoma man:  https://www.koco.com/article/wifes-dead-body-found-in-car-driven-by-oklahoma-man/27470885
Florida man accused of playing basketball in the nude:  http://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-playing-basketball-in-the-nude
Biracial boy dragged by school bus driver: https://abc13.com/society/biracial-boy-dragged-by-school-bus-driver/5295849/
Man slaps sleeping girlfriend with a cheeseburger, sheriff says:  https://cbs12.com/news/local/man-slaps-sleeping-girlfriend-with-a-cheeseburger-sheriff-says
Arkansas woman gets 15 years for posing as sheriff, releasing boyfriend from jail: https://www.thv11.com/article/news/crime/arkansas-woman-gets-15-years-for-posing-as-sheriff-releasing-boyfriend-from-jail/91-a81d733d-ef4d-48aa-ab5b-a5ce7e864fbe
Shirtless Florida man fought a tree after being asked to keep away from students: https://www.pnj.com/story/news/crime/2019/05/14/shirtless-florida-man-fought-tree-after-told-keep-away-students-on-field-trip/3665944002/
New Heinz condiment Mayochup has an unfortunate translation in Cree: https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/new-heinz-condiment-mayochup-has-an-unfortunate-translation-in-cree
Woman charged for alleged coconut assault outside of Florida strip club: https://abc3340.com/news/offbeat/woman-charged-for-alleged-coconut-assault-outside-of-florida-strip-club
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