The pre-filled text in this box is telling me "hook [your] listeners in with a great description of the episode", but I'm not sure if there any words in the limited English lexicon that would allow me to sufficiently communicate the cornucopia of calamity that is this, the first Newplex Podcast episode of 2020. What is the difference between Netflix TV and 'real' TV, what are Jads' New Years resolutions, and what did we think of Rey and Kylo Ren's on-screen frenching are all things that you *can* find out, however, in this week's show.