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Sup there Burpees,

We're back again and this week we have stories all about a man who lost his penis but has another one growing on his arm, so it's all good!

Also, Matt tries to find out if he can start the first Irish chapter of the Satanic church!

What a world we live in!

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Weekly Weird Wupdates - 10:35
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Good News - 1:28:28

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