When a today's Clown of the Day found himself inside a police interrogation room with cocaine in his pockets, he did the only reasonable thing he could think of... stash the yayo in the ceiling! Yadadamean?

Police say 25-year-old Thomas Hartman falsely reported that his brother robbed him, but detectives found out that was a lie.

While police were filing paperwork to charge him with filing a false report, his 17-year-old girlfriend was in the next room over, telling police she was doing sexual favors in exchange for money, with Hartman acting as her pimp.

More than an hour later, video shows Hartman putting a chair on the table and placing his hands in the ceiling. Police thought he was trying to escape, but s it turned out, Hartman wasn’t trying to escape.

An officer found someone else’s wallet in the ceiling. A technician later found a small baggie of cocaine on the floor, after it apparently fell from the ceiling.

Hartman was eventually sentenced to nine months of probation for drug possession.