Do you feel comfortable thinking that you live in a world where entire heads cannot be re-grown once removed? Well, prepare to have your MIND BLOWN! Then possibly REGROWN! The noggin-grown' worms are coming, and they care not about your silly fears.

Also, an amatuer backyard ornithologist spots a unique dual-gendered bird, and starts all kinds of conversation about gender-specific traits and disorders.

Additionally, Wayne self-censors himself. Multiple times. If this makes you feel uneasy, then you should consider skipping this one.

We were told - nay - ORDERED to make long-winded and verbose descriptions of these podcasts. Unfortunately, this is a fairly simple show. A few stories about animals in the news... but not in an upsetting way. Could be easily described in a single compound sentence. In fact... writing this description took me longer than it did to record the entire podcast in the first place.

I hope this needless text at the end, much like a grade school book report, satisfies the word count requirements placed upon us. And that the teacher's aide is too bored to bother reading this far.

And they lived happily ever after.

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