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Chris Jones is well known for his appearance on America’s Got Talent when he made the impossible happen: Known germaphobe Howie Mandel shook hands with Heidi, Howard, and Mel live. Since his first TV appearance, Chris has performed on shows like The Steve Harvey Show, Windy City Live, Good Day Chicago, Penn and Teller, Scam School, and the Adam Carolla Show.


This episode we start to talk about Chris Jones buying a house and fatherhood. Listen to where the conversation takes you.

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hows homeownership. The house that's pretty cool little life is pregnant and so I've been moving things because she is working and growing up show you the work and enduring morning sickness I'm packing. How far is the house from where you live is currently 20 minutes okay 25 is that traffic right was not horrible and it is only like 4 miles from the airport. Those that make my commute a lot easier. So tell me about the pregnancy, you know, I'm just trying to be thoughtful because Stacy can't drink I'm not drinking, and the you know like wow I really could have like a nice drink right now and not stressed so much or be in my head, but you don't try to be empathetic, so she can't drink. I'm not drinking the babies up the last time we spoke you pretty excited about the about about a couple things we talked about both of them actually talked about that you know the homeownership and about the about you being a father is kind of weird that only first met. I don't think you'd want to be a dad always met me. I deftly didn't want that responsibility. I would like is all about me I am the focus of the and out like I want attention or when the I rather give someone else realize universe is much, much bigger than I which is an insane concept like I'm one person that there's 7 billion people on the planet like to be self-centered at 30 40 you mean you've grown to come along way you know think about it that way. Thanks. Hello. I blame Stacy for my growth yeah yeah something to blame… That's pretty awesome to think about it. If you think about it like is good. I went to one of those job fairs for myself and I showcase for 30 minutes and usually I could do is show and 30 minute like that's plenty of time, but I didn't but I didn't rock my agent because he likely had anything so graciously heavy on stage like it's on audience like to try to stand up and it's funny you give me an ulcer you know is what you get to the part reinvent. I do your skip and I get to the point of the like, yeah, I do my best and his name is Chris as well and I got up there and I on that. I talked for like eight minutes on my 30 nights in three minutes at a time. People now I got to do one or two skits that I got Chris. I got up I wasn't thrilled with my performance. I got off stage and I was like I Stacy was there. My buddy Adam was there. My videographer was there like guys I'm going to go take a nap because I didn't Bob it wasn't a flop but I give that performance to C+ and it was in front of no 1500 people, but in the real other shady thing is there are other hypnotists performed after me the least to others, and they probably did better than I did and it's just what it is like I'm the guy who who had a target on his back. I went the first day like opening this job fair this conference. I didn't compete like I wanted to, but the house alike in a big way so I can't complain what the teacher I had all these ideas I wanted to share with the audience and Stacy like you know what your goal what your purpose and she sleeps in his ability to do this you like just you have a lot of messages just focus on one of them. I like know about inequality in our talk about this idea as a lady standing up if you Restrain your hand your keychain. Show me your preference. Regular size guys. They're afraid of us. We need to be better is the thing I want to talk was that yeah I hear you Stacy like you could just do that at the school. You don't need to go on your platform you know every chance you can you wait to your on-campus yeah but one might ask people from all 50 states in a room at one is like the size of the listeners is a focus on entertainment so I got to the school like a guy I get upset because women have to walk around in the dark with your keeping your fingers and rape whistle and pepper spray and we drunk guys and distributors we want and stucco his own apartment like you understand. I like how privileged we are. So what did I learn you now as you hurry you can drill five whole 5 feet deep, boating, drill one whole 25 feet but you can't do both. Like make your message firm or make five messages whatever dream is and not structurally sound. The binder that make sense yeah actually it does you got that you can 3:30 or four or you can do, wanted to know, yeah, the last thing that all I'll let you go. I think part of that is because I needed someone to talk to. I admitted their personal a while. I haven't had sharing time I got out of the time but just losing my headphones is not enough. I didn't do any writing talk venting all of this is just me moving +567 days by myself with the dog, and the like Tom Hanks and castaway we can just talk to your dog than that of an object being you have my number brother you can always call me I do and that you talk me on a great day like you talking on visiting my mom. My grandma Terry and I'm not a cemetery guy all hang there for all of 60 seconds and I'm like well the bugs I'm leaving cemetery are not my cup of tea