Stefan, Stefan, Stefan. What are you doing, man? Not only is he lying to everyone around him, but he seems to be lying to himself. And he's super gross when Kelly is injured. He needs to get his shit under control, but it doesn't look like that's happening, yet.

Meanwhile, we have the inception of what could be the greatest buddy duo in the history of media: Damon and Alaric. We. Are. So. Here. For. This! We are NOT here for Uncle John Gilbert. Go away, dude. No one wants you here.