You are a disgrace to radio.

GODDAMIT, STILL LAUGHING AT YOU BTW AHAHAHAHAH FUCK

I HAVE TO GO

http://www.eharmony.com/ As a expert in the dating world, which reminds me of me and your sister hooking up by the way, I thiiiink you might need that link old friend. Now I'm not saying I don't approve of you going out with psychopathic modeling toasters that wanna drill your head open, I'm defintely not saying that at all, fell free, really. But what I am saying is that locking her down there is probably gonna come up alot in counceling, and trust me its not worth the 30 mins a month. Best to move on. You're welcome. Bravo though, BRAVO I didn't think you had it in you to be honest. Here I am, reading over this will I made for you, since I knew you didn't have the time to write it. And to my surprise you actually stepped up, you know what buddy, I don't know if you actually got away unscathed, cause you know what I think she might have installed a pair of mechincal balls down there pal. Balls of steel! Aha, your first pair! Must be great! But seriously Ryan, thanks so much, when I think back to how Chanel used to talk about this nonsense and I could have been in your exact same position I just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. Like this, loudly, AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA oh hold on Edwardo is freakin out about something.... hey ask your sister why she's all the way out near my studio RYAN WTF YOUR SISTER IS FUCKING NUTS