The Novel:A Crown for Christmas The Author: Rachel Van Dyken The Noobie: Becky Feldman, Host of Too Stupid to Live The Synopsis:The first time I met Fitz or to most of the world Duke Fitzegerald Heraldo Belleville, I punched him in the throat.I was actually aiming for his chin, but he was a few years older, clearly not wiser, but at least taller. He started wheezing on his candy cane. And well, the rest is history.Hate replaced what could have been friendship, and for the rest of my teen years, I watched him flirt with every single breathing female. I hated him. Plotted his death with a smile on my face. And knew that my first decree as Queen would be to chop off his head. Except now that I'm finally old enough to inherit the title, there's one tiny little slip-up...I need a man by my side.The problem?I may have accidentally scared them all away. I have no options. Until the devil rings my doorbell with a wicked grin on his face and revenge dancing like sugarplums in his gaze. I hate that I need him. It's a serious problem.We have twelve days before we say I do. I just pray we survive without killing each other first.Show Notes: - Welcome back, Becky Feldman! Catch Becky in our November Book Club review of Wicked Truths. - Too Stupid to Live's Hanukkah romance review of Revving Up for the Holidays.- The Hanukkah romance that Becky wants to read (00:05:33)- A few brief words on "Happiest Season"...- Becky's book recommendation: Cold Wicked Lies by Toni Anderson- A Hallmark movie recommendation: "Double Holiday"- Lifetime vs. Hallmark vs. Netflix (00:16:31)- Welcome to Vague Europe- America's obsession with the monarchy- Introducing today's royal read (00:24:02)- Our Steamy Spotlight interview with Rachel Van Dyken - Phillipa Soo and the late great Fitzwilliam- A Crown for Christmas and "The Crown"- The philosophy of "Aladdin" (00:39:30)- A winter book, rather than a Christmas book- "Getting involuntarily wet"- A few memorable kisses (00:52:49)- Weirdo candy cane flavors- Check out My Worst Date Podcast vs. Bud Light Seltzer Ugly Sweater Pack on Patreon- Heart, Humor, Heat & Holiday Ratings (01:01:39)- Send us your contemporary royal romance recommendations!- Becky's future Hanukkah romance- The 8th Day of Boobsmas jingle courtesy of Cooper Baldwin Giveaway Winner:Twitter: @iunfoldFollow Boobies & Noobies on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook @boobiespodcast and check out our blog, merch, and more on our brand new Boobies & Noobies website.*Boobies & Noobies is part of the Frolic Podcast Network. You can find more outstanding podcasts to subscribe to at Frolic.media/podcasts*