In this episode, we reveal the top ten black ops maneuvers to which I have been subjected thus far. Only experts in the industry are able to pull off such a level of spy craft after years of training and practice.
#1.) Stalked to a nail salon by a tiny child selling cookies.
#2.) Stalked by dystopian film simulation.
#3.) Stalked by a hustler for operant conditioning.
#4.) Prospective literary representation usurped by Orange is the New Black cast members.
#5.) Accused of being schizophrenic for suggesting someone was spy.
#6.) Being maneuvered into a production job so a spy could receive a children’s one act play commission to surveil me.
#7.) Given community garden space to perform for a bike tour & then skipped by the tour guide.
#8.) Set up on a weird double date.
#9.) Measured one inch shorter by a doctor.
#10.) Stalked by a Pizza Rat Impersonator.
All Time Moment: Stalked by a trained squirrel.