Kellie and Allen's friend wanted to celebrate her birthday with a good old fashioned bar crawl! Despite the fact that they are all way too old for this type of nonsense, Kellie and Allen jumped right in. How did Allen almost give someone a heart attack? Who bought them an expensive bottle of champagne? What picture from the festivities caused people to question Allen's ethnicity? And are we offended by this??   

Kellie and Allen also discuss the most controversial Kentucky Derby ever. And they had different answers for one podcast family member who wrote a letter asking for some advice with a difficult family matter.

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