Country House wins the 145th Kentucky Derby and it's apparently controversial, even tho Maximum Security nearly killed every horse involved. The Rockets are the worst good team of all time, and Draymond Green's mom Mary B won't stop harassing Steph Curry. Rodney Hood is good at basketball now and I can confirm that Giannis is good at basketball .We talk DeAngelo Russell and his fake Arizona ice tea can, Tim Anderson calling himself the modern day Jackie Robinson, and Myles Garrett only being allowed to use 2 pass rush moves.

For our segments, we discuss a girl winning the National Hand Writing Contest despite not having hands, the Bubonic Plague being back, and Dame's "cuh off" on Twitter.