B side News Bites We are all going to die and then some asshole is going to rent our severed, diseased heads…. Chainsaw  decapitation guy https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/man-convicted-for-renting-out-diseased-human-heads-cut-with-chainsaws/ Zombie Brain wasting disease may spread to humans http://www.ajc.com/news/national/scientists-worry-brain-wasting-zombie-deer-disease-could-spread-humans/rjpiryXSOn92IxD9qVx1ZL/?ecmp=socialflow_ajc Russian doomsday weapon confirmed http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a15227656/pentagon-document-confirms-existence-of-russian-doomsday-torpedo/