15 MAY 2019 · The thrilling conclusion! Our intrepid trio braves the infamous FDR Martini and it's all downhill from there. The age of the Cheese Wheel Presidency is, alas, extinct.

11 APR 2019 · A topic too huge for one helping! Doc, Artie, and a very special guest delve into the dank morass of presidential drinkmanship, violating at least seven of the Geneva Conventions along the way. There was no way this bitch could be whittled down to an hour, so ya get yerselves a two-parter, kids! Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion next week! Fun Fact: this episode literally almost landed Artie in the emergency room, so it fell to long-suffering Jim to edit this one from a rough mix workprint. He did not emerge from this ordeal a happy man.

23 JAN 2019 · SWEEEEEEEEEEET!!! Doc smuggles a sack of Belgian booze chocolates past customs and we noisily eliminate the evidence. Artie bemoans his poor health and worse luck dealing with equipment issues, rendered worse for wear from substituting sleep with a jug of Negronis. A single confection is compared to both a butt plug and a small mouse. Oh, and out hosts share childhood syphilis stories. Throw in Artie's unsolicited Morrissey impression, and this one's a pip, folks.

4 JAN 2019 · HO! HO! HO! Remember Christmas? Apparently we didn't when we had the genius idea to record two holiday specials in the midst of alla this festive shit, so we're only two weeks behind the times with this merry jaunt through the viscous land of that most divisive of drinkage, EGGNOG! A more contentious atmosphere than usual, with tensions exacerbated by the putrescence of Posset and oddly assuaged by the legacy of Charles Mingus, of all people. This is a thick one, kids.

7 DEC 2018 · L'Chaim! Doc guides us through the dipsomaniacal treasures of her Hebrew heritage and the original Purple Drank, the marvelous Manischewitz. Artie's out of his league in the biggest way and wisely mostly grunts, but nevertheless sees fit to humiliate Doc over her staggering ignorance of Seventies sitcommery. And presenting the debut of Boozemobile! Will he be the new Cousin Oliver or the new Poochie the Dog??? TUNE IN AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEE

26 NOV 2018 · Special Double-Sized Origin Issue! Doc Ashleigh and Artie recount their formative days and revisit their formative drinks, and never has that term been invoked more loosely. Some really upsetting concoctions make for a truly wrenching experience here, kids. DO NOT ATTEMPT AT HOME.