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You Don't Look Like Your Picture

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    Episode 9: Porno Clowns

    25 JUL 2019 · Why are there so many tentacles?
    56m 14s
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    Episode 8: Masterscatting

    11 JUL 2019 · It's time to talk about that scap ba doop ba deep ba doo waaa.
    1h 16m 56s
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    Episode 7: STDs

    26 JUN 2019 · Wheel of Diseases, turn turn turn turn. Tell me why my pee always burns.
    1h 15m 57s
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    Episode 6: Stereotypes

    5 FEB 2019 · What category are you? How does being different from the norm affect your dating life? Why does that Gap dressing room look so appealing? KW and Shilo explore and debunk the many stereotypes that surround lifestyles on all sides of the sexual orientation spectrum.
    1h 50m 49s
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    Episode 5: Stalking

    21 JAN 2019 · Shilo has joined the circus, "cyber crime" is the new "cellar door" of the English language, technology is scary, and Thomas Edison was a witch. KW and Holly get serious about a scary topic in online dating and dating in general: Stalking.
    1h 41m 33s
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    New Years New Tears

    4 JAN 2019 · One woman, one night, and a whole lotta Mmmbop. It's 2019 and let's face it, we barely made it. But we walk away with a valuable lesson: Yakety Sax goes with everything.
    1h 53m 3s
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    My Little Podcast: Friendship is Boundaries

    20 DEC 2018 · It's the end of the year and we put down the phone to talk more about the reality of friendships and relationships in real life. Because in the end, people aren't just a bio and six pictures.
    2h 2m 22s
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    Episode 4.5: Interview With A Ghost

    12 DEC 2018 · Holly and Shilo switch roles this week ghosting wise and KW catches Shilo up on what we all talked about in the last episode...or at least he tries to. This “minisode” ended up being an entire episode of KW trying to keep Shilo on topic. Shilo bears it all and can barely pay attention on this special episode we call “Interview With A Ghost”.
    51m 32s
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    Episode 4: Ghosting

    5 DEC 2018 · Shilo ghosting us this week has us thinking: What do you do when your match just cuts contact with you out of nowhere? KW dishes on his latest date with a YouTube celebrity and Holly cringes at the thought of dating her ex’s dealer.
    1h 33m 12s
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    Episode 3: Hosting

    28 NOV 2018 · Holly Low joins the fight as we scramble to clean the house before our hookup gets here.
    1h 37m 46s

Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of...

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Ghosting, catfishing, and of course dick pics. Online dating has produced a slew of horror stories and has left many biting the dust. Three 20-somethings rise to the challenge of tackling this dangerous world of online dating. Join KW Simpson, Shilo Rayne, and Holly Low as they attempt to dissect the misfortunes of online dating and hopefully form somewhat of an instruction manual on how to date online in the modern age. This is You Don't Look Like Your Picture.
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