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Insightful and entertaining discussions about movies and paddle sports. Based in Michigan.
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7 JUL 2026 · We are officially halfway through 2026 and Film Scholar Tim is looking back at the last six months. He talks about the recent Midwest heat wave (1:14) and shares a story about when he was going to the theater, but STOOD DOWN (2:34). Then, Tim runs down his top 10 movies of the year so far (7:00). Follow the podcast on https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047 and https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/Â
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3 JUL 2026 · Hello Worst Friends and Happy 4th of July you filthy animals! To celebrate 'Murica turning two fiddy Colin and Tim are dropping two episodes this week. Always a timely podcast, they are talking about two movies a couple of months old but still very important in their hearts and minds. They start by talking action figures and how you can't spell American without "He-Man", followed by perhaps the greatest American filmaker Steven Spielberg's new movie "Disclosure Day". The guys somehow talk for over an hour and don't even ask if either of them believe in aliens. They finish their talk by going through the Spielberg movies of the 21st century, the masterpieces, the hidden gems, and the one's they don't think about at all.
Other questions they answer:
- Which one of our listeners will only listen to Born Free by Kid Rock on the 4th of JulyÂ
- What is a cut of jib
- Would Camilla Mendes be offended by Colin saying he likes the cut of her jib?
- Tom cruise got mad at Colin Farrell on the set of minority report for (Choose one):Â
- Being too handsome
- Having an awesome name
- Being hungover the day after his birthday
- Are guys that wear pink shirts only doing it to cover up huge muscles
- Does Colin think about The Terminal at all
- If you were married to Paul Dano would you leave him for Seth Rogen
- Is Colin sorry he forgot to mention he also likes the cut of Rachel Ziegler’s jib This episode includes AI-generated content.
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29 JUN 2026 · Colin and Tim are back in their heated theater chairs to share a half pound of movie takes they've been growing all year. The guys discuss a very important fan letter they received from worst friend E.T. (the terrestrial one) about how much Star Wars movie talk is too much Star Wars movie talk. Then, after the rousing success of the "Do Heavyweights" episode, this note from E.T. helps Colin and Tim talk through what future episodes they should do to appease their lawnmowing fanbase. Tim then updates us on his box office predictions everyone, including Colin, completely forgot about, before ending on some movie swag we've been collecting from future sponsors NCG and Emagine Cinemas.
Other questions answered in this episode:
- What will Skac and the Dutchmen call their new podcast?
- Can Bob make anything float?
- Did E.T.'s esposa already plan a camping trip for that weekend?
- Is Tim's internet fixed?
- Did Colin really name his dog Deuce Bigalow Canine Gigolo? This episode includes AI-generated content.
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26 JUN 2026 · Strap into your Paddle Seat, grab your Paddle Earbuds and crank up the Paddle Volume for PADDLEGANZA 2026. To kick things off, Tim builds on last episode's It's All Connected Man with a new segment, It's All Connected Man: OPEN YOUR EYES (1:45). Despite this episode being a PADDLEGANZA, the guys briefly talk TV (5:04) with a discussion about an upcoming show and a current favorite. Finally, the PADDLEGANZA officially begins with Paddle Prattle (15:02), where Tim talks about paddling in Florida. During Sup with SUP (27:22) new gear and potential new gear is the topic. Then, the guys review their Father's Day weekend paddle on the Au Sable River (37:38). It's all the Paddle Talk to soothe your Paddle Soul! Follow the Paddle Pod on https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047 and https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/.Â
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2 JUN 2026 · The guys have a lenghty discussion about The Mandalorian & Grogu (1:19) and because apparently everyone has to do it, they rank the Star Wars franchise (33:21). Tim shares his thoughts on Predictive Programming during It's All Connected, Man (46:45) before the Worst Friends move into Paddle Prattle (52:16). Tim had some equipment and repair failures (58:16) and Colin apoligzed to a friend and gives an update on Bob (1:09:30). Follow the podcast on https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047and https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/.Â
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23 MAY 2026 · The show kicks off witht he Mick at the Movie Minute(s), including the much-aniticiparted TV Time with Tim (2:44) and the Mr. Fin Report (13:28). Colin aleads a discussion comparing John Wick and the Equalizer and talks about movies to watch while your basement is being upended. During Paddle Prattle (48:25), Tim talks about his recent excursion at a lake with a hitchin' post. Colin and Tim also plan a Father's Day paddle (58:29). Follow the podcast on https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047and https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/.Â
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27 APR 2026 · The show kicks of with the Mick at the Mocies Minute(s) (0:22) during which the guys discuss The Dog Stars, who's hot, Super Troopers 3 (13:30) and Grandma's Boy. During Paddle Prattle (35:18) Tim and Colin review their recent trip to Kensington Metropark. Paddle news covered during Sup with SUP (41:22) includes a goal adjsutment and rack report. Then the Worst Friends propose paddles for this year and begin to plan them (49:11), sharing some of the ins and outs of preparing for a trip. Follow the podcast on https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/ and https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047
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10 APR 2026 · It's SEASON 4! Colin has a new nickname (0:14) and despite pivoting to paddling, the guys chat about film duirng the Mick at the Movies Minute(s) (1:32). Tim talks about the paddling scenes in Last of the Mohicans during Mr. Fin (21:33). A later-than-usual Paddle Prattle (31:25) sees Colin and Tim reviweing their first paddles of the year. The guys discuss their goals for the paddlign season and pinpoint some places they want to get their SUPs on the water (44:47) and Tim calls the listeners to action (58:11). Follow the Paddle Pod on https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100093346454047and https://www.instagram.com/worstfriendspaddlepod/.Â
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23 MAR 2026 · The guys have reached the triumphant conclusion to what many people are saying is the best Irish-themed movie podcast ever, maybe second after Lincoln. Fresh off their predictions that saw Tim lighting fire to his Oscar's bracket before flushing it down the toilet on Instagram Live, the guys talk about what winners they saw coming and what left them leaning back in their office chairs inhaling poison gas.
Tim then gives us a preview of what we can expect this year on the paddle pod as he continues to take an alternative approach to the sport, something he's calling Project: Sail Mary. The guys then send some love to all of their sponsors this season, before talking through some bits and episode ideas they just couldn't find the testosterone to pull off. Other questions answered:
- For real though, how badass is the original Robocop?
- Has Bob been listening?
- Did E.T. listen far enough to hear us name a segment "I ain't goin!"?
- Did E.T. then listen past that to learn we changed it to the "Bishop Bullwinkle 'To the naw naw"?
- Will the next Bob Dylan biopic end with a mid credits stinger where we see a shimmering white glove enter the corner of the frame and a very high pitched voice asks "Bob, do they even know its Christmastime at all?" BUM BUM music and you see the words "Bob Dylan will return in BAND AID"?
A very special thank you to anyone who has read this far and/or has listened at all this season. Thank you to our sponsors:
- Shi-Pants Underwear
- Dutch Luggage
- Oh Oh You're Bad Baseball Camp
- Vault Terlet Reviews
- The Four Cocks Gold Company
- Just listen
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17 MAR 2026 · Happy St. Pattys Day! Or is it St. Paddys? St. Patrick drove all those snakes off the island; the least you could do is spell his name correctly. Contrary to everything he holds dear Colin is dead sober right now for this episode and he talks about the reason why. Then, as Mick at the Movies begins to wind down its epic run of episodes, it ends in the only way that makes sense, Colin talking about Irish movies. What follows is a personal collection of movies with terrible accents and focused specifically on an era where being Irish meant shooting guns, taking shots, and a superior technical efficiency in making car bombs. Questions he answers in this episode:
- Is Colin really sober?
- Why?
- Does Colin whistle by blowing out or sucking in?
- Did Brad Pitt listen to Tommy Lee Jones' terrible Irish accent and then pull up the Usher "Watch This" meme?
- Is Sean Bean Irish?
- When Colin tells Tim that they won't have time to get to Tim's Billy Bob Thornton rankings that he added to the outline five minutes before recording, does Tim cut off one of his fingers and throw it at Colin's door? This episode includes AI-generated content.
Insightful and entertaining discussions about movies and paddle sports. Based in Michigan.
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| Author | Tim Barnum |
| Organization | Tim Barnum |
| Categories | Leisure |
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| worstfriendspaddling@gmail.com |
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