13 JAN 2017 · I want you to give me the hot tag. It's a Turdsday. And I don't mean to take away any credibility to you but I mean, I'm having a much better day. I have accepted I am more of a tag team wrestler because of my fear of being alone.

12 JAN 2017 · The brains of today are in the hole. But it seems to me that people are tuning out at this point because nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about. Who's listening? The D-Man?

11 JAN 2017 · I mean, today's a better day at least. The sun came out this morning? PP is doing 2 for Tuesday later tonight? A Russian stole 40 bucks from me? Yeah, good day.

9 JAN 2017 · “Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.” ― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

5 JAN 2017 · The DUI Episode!

4 JAN 2017 · Eighters gonna eight not seven or nine. Why have we turned this into a country music concert?

3 JAN 2017 · Plug to my man over doing his radio show "Get The Led Out." But seriously, I want my two grand back. #hartandsoul

2 JAN 2017 · Exciting announcement of Pee Wee's new book "Don't Get Eliminated." Am i doing the wrong thing by outting the promoters?

22 DEC 2016 · It is going to be a Christmas weekend that I get to go see the familytree. Hey you over there? Yeah I'm thirsty!!

21 DEC 2016 · Nothing is going to break you down, you're a strong man. You are going to keep it together and I dedicate a lot of my talents to you. So keep it real my man and don't think otherwise. 'Cause other people try to tell you the same and it just breaks you down. At least that's what I've learned but you already knew that.