6 MAY 2024 · Justin and Mark discuss Boebert's "Trust the Science" Act as well as Justin's recent lackluster visit to Columbia University. 

24 APR 2024 · Mark and Justin discuss a myriad of topics as well as make a special announcement. 

26 MAR 2024 · Mark and Justin discuss the magical thinking that makes the 50's nostalgic while forgetting about the tax rate as well as the favorite dogs and vehicles of the pigs. 

11 MAR 2024 · What does your truck say about your penis? Do those boobs make you a fascist? Can dat ass bring about communism? Mark and Justin do their best to navigate the landscape that is the human body and what your bits really say about your ideology. 

26 FEB 2024 · Justin and Mark discuss Heat 2, the 2022 novel written by Michael Mann and Meg Gardiner that looks be in the early stages of film development. Do we need a sequel to Heat? How the hell do you cast the movie? Can Mark name an idiot politician by merely hearing their voice? We answer these questions and more!

12 FEB 2024 · Here at the Y'allta Conference we're told all the time, "there's no way you spend an entire episode on tennis and other tennis adjacent sports"...well, we did it so take that, jerks!

6 FEB 2024 · The boys take a break from the bleak and discuss music, television, and film.

24 JAN 2024 · Mark and Justin focus heavily on the impedning election and then read a truly gross WaPo editorial written by a [literal] ghoul.

16 JAN 2024 · Mark and Justin discuss Zuck's beef, the New York Tunnels, and have a special confrontation about infidelity.

8 JAN 2024 · As the title suggests, Mark and Justin yell at clouds. Then they tackle the ISIS cough Israeli cough attack on Iran and make fun of the CIA's official podcast "The Langley Files".