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  • T-19 Days Until Meltdown - Orcas in Bathrooms

    28 APR 2024 · In this special edition 420 episode of the podcast, the gang examines fraud and its most adept perpetrators, including professional, cross-state identity theft, phishing scandals at Westminster, and Canadian paternity test fraud.  We also review what orca trainers have been up to and just how and why they now consider themselves an endangered species.  Finally, we discuss yet another form of fraud: showing up at Pearson with a waybill for seafood and gaining access to where they keep the gold.
    1h 15m 8s
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    T-18 Days Until Meltdown - Drive it to the Storage Container Yourself

    27 MAR 2024 · In this episode, MT and DL were left to their own devices to some extent while Linnette experienced technical difficulties.  We went over one alligator's rights, the ongoing Boeing debacle, car theft, the new Fire Island, and the future, if any, of TikTok.  MT and DL also provide a key update on the vaping sphere and Travis Kelce.
    52m 50s
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    T-17 Days Until Meltdown - The Benefits of God Emperors

    4 MAR 2024 · This episode contains one of our classic Canadian politics check-ins, and we discuss the inadequacies of southern Ontario's public transit (along with some fun merch), the new cap on international students, the sad truth about helicopters, and the amazing ArriveCan scandal. MT also provides a long-anticipated deep-dive into the intersection between sports betting and Taylor Swift. Finally, we humbly request that you all assist us in our mission to spread the word about Trump's diapers.
    1h 13m 42s
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    T-16 Days Until Meltdown - Is Public Urination Cause for Dismissal?

    1 MAR 2024 · MT reaches us from Niagara Falls, where the already exorbitant cost of Starbucks is further inflated. We learn how to deal with your pension plan if they refuse to believe you are not deceased, and how to tape fishes on ATMs (but not why). Finally, we review the various failings of the Ontario justice system and Jordan Peterson.
    51m 46s
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    T-15 Days Until Meltdown - They Yearn for the Tranquility of Village Life

    12 FEB 2024 · This one opens up strong with MT relating tales from Disneyworld: if you didn't know people wore diapers to wait in line for some of the most popular rides (while others simply defecate on the floor), you know now. We also have some excellent spotlights on the alleged shoplifter suing Walmart for a lifetime of free shopping, the man suing a bunch of women for commiserating about his shittiness online, and, of course, Martha Stewart and her thirst traps. Quick Epstein and Spacex updates follow, as well as some on Eric Adams, Bernie Sanders, and the Taliban, arguably all of which yearn for the tranquility of village life.
    1h 5m 47s
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    T-14 Days Until Meltdown - Horse Sperm Auction

    16 JAN 2024 · Back from the holidays, we turn first to our person of the ep, the guy who jumped at a judge during a court proceeding and got extra crimes added to his roster as a result. Next, we move on to our Rich People Check, zeroing in on Wayne Lapierre, Sir Howard, and the sad souls in Congress who just don't make enough to make ends meet. Finally, we discuss how all Boeing 767s need to be taken off all runways and the thriving business of auctioning horse sperm. We also make sure to highlight an incredible pro-Trump artist whose art we would absolutely like to see more of.
    1h 6m 13s
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    T-13 Days Until Meltdown - Some Grandma who saw a curtain that looked like the Ukrainian Flag

    28 NOV 2023 · Another wrongly charged woman heads off our episode after allegedly poisoning most of her in-laws with beef wellingtons. We check in with our favourite celebrities to see how they're being affected by climate change and then review where society is at with AI girlfriends. Finally, we do one of our favourites, a corruption check, and learn all about denunciations in Russia and one particular king who will probably never get out of prison as a result (we support him and we honour him).
    1h 9m 29s
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    T-12 Days Until Meltdown - TsingTao, 70's Diets, and Our Scientist in Residence

    10 NOV 2023 · TsingTao has disappointed us and we are now faithless. But we do support our person of the ep, the lady who borrowed a car from a Kia dealership to head to a job interview (now being unfairly prosecuted for theft). We welcomed our new resident scientist, DL, and discussed screening criteria for flights following the apparent epidemic of folks pooping all over planes. Finally, we discussed a diet recommended to housewives in the 70s that should not be tried at home.
    1h 8m 52s
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    T-11 Days Until Meltdown - Trump shock, Russell Brand Cancelled and What Tim's Donut Is Best?

    16 OCT 2023 · Justice for our person of the ep, the bus driver who was fired for drinking a White Claw at work - we all know those things don't taste like booze anyway. We talk Russell Brand, Taylor Swift and DJT (one of our patron saints), while trying to understand why anyone would build that atrocity on Lake Temiskaming and the true value of Tim Hortons.
    1h 23m 31s
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    T-10 Days Until Meltdown - Barbie, Lauren Boebert, and the US Military Baby!

    13 OCT 2023 · Anyone who doesn't like the Barbie movie is NOT Kenough. Giuliani? Not Kenough. Fetterman? Kenough. After we get that out of the way, we discuss the US Army's inability to find one little fighter jet, and check in with Canada, the Mediterranean, and one of our podcast's patron saints, King Charles.
    1h 12m 59s

Welcome to the meltdown! Linnette, MT and DL talk about everything under the sun, from current events and politics to pop culture and history. We're here to document the meltdown...

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Welcome to the meltdown! Linnette, MT and DL talk about everything under the sun, from current events and politics to pop culture and history. We're here to document the meltdown of our society and to find the humour in anything and everything.
Contact: podtotalmeltdown@gmail.com
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