28 JUL 2023 · This episode was recorded in Alex's car in a parking lot near Dana's work, because we are committed to sometimes putting out podcast episodes for you to listen to. It's a short episode, we didn't have time for too many tangents, so we got right to it. Doing stuff ahead of time, being Mom shamed, baby sleep suits, time management, if we would rather have a 100 degree day or 0 degrees, along with other exciting topics. Please enjoy!

20 JUL 2023 · Listen, we were in very strange moods and forgot how to tell time, so this episode is a bit wild and long-winded, it was therapeutic for us. We cover thrilling topics like not letting men be creepy, depressing children's books, breaking up with friends and Alex tries to find an Audrey Hepburn quote for far too long. Please enjoy.

29 JUN 2023 · This week we talk about washing our shoes, being our own hype person, Alex needs confirmation that she isn't being weird, Dana's birthday, plants, plants and more plants.

14 JUN 2023 · On today's episode of How To Keep A Baby Happy So You Can Talk, we discuss death of people or pets you aren't really attached to, Dana ending maternity leave, being a helpful person, Fivver, Halara dresses, Monday shampoo, life balance during chaos and what to do about a dog that bit someone.

1 JUN 2023 · Listen, this episode is chaotic. There's dogs, mowing, birds falling out of trees, Edith cries, but we did our best. We talk about people being awful, nail stickers, neck pain that comes with having a baby, new Mom group, 2004, the cold shoulder and if we'd rather step on glass or nails. Edith smiles and we go absolutely bananas. Just a standard porch chat.

19 MAY 2023 · This week we talk about such thrilling topics as, constipation, being unable to unwind, Alex's dog brutally murdering a rabbit, getting sleep, Trader Joe's Ube stuff, the show Queen Victoria, our feelings on the phrase "You can do anything anyone else can do, the year 1999 and psychological thrillers vs. ghost movies.

11 MAY 2023 · In this episode we talk about living in the moment, Mom brain, peel and stick wallpaper, bodysuits, compartmentalizing traumatic topics (specifically Alex and her feeling toward car and helmet safety due to a traumatic experience), 2018 and chocolate vs. vanilla.

3 MAY 2023 · Today we talk about how overdoing it can be avoidance, treating yourself, how your clothing affects your mood, the year 2002 and if we prefer rainy or snowy days.

19 APR 2023 · After a bit of a hiatus, we catch up on the last few weeks of our lives, Alex had a dog sitter bail last minute and Dana had her baby with a very dramatic postpartum experience. Hard to say which one was more difficult....

23 MAR 2023 · In this episode we talk about why you should only say nice and happy things to pregnant women, body odor, denial, 1994, if we are morning or night people, and we also try 2 popular hydration mixes and give our thoughts and feelings.