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The Abduct Ted Podcast

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    TEN - Hope You're Listening Closely

    21 JUL 2021 · Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode ten. And then...
    38m 51s
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    NINE - Deuces

    19 JUL 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode nine; attempts to de-stress after a crazed fan threatens to kidnap him; counts the "poo" references; and, says goodbye to someone close to him.
    26m 49s
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    EIGHT - The Dip Schticks

    14 JUL 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode eight; confronts his long-lost quasi-twin brother; has a meeting of the Dip Schticks; responds to more listener emails; and, receives a voicemail from a fan!
    32m 18s
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    SEVEN - I'm Gonna Be (Blue)

    12 JUL 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode seven; deals with the aftermath of being catfished (again); feels bad for Ted; gets the blues; loses his sponsors; sings the blues; and, receives a late night knock at the door.
    31m 33s
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    SIX - You Say Goodbye and I Seance

    7 JUL 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode six; performs a seance to ward off bad juju; has that thing where a word becomes a song; and, gets some unsettling news. Sponsored by Seance A. Bowls. SFX provided by 99Sounds and Freesound
    36m 1s
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    FIVE - This Is Where We Lose You

    5 JUL 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode five; hopes his Ex calls in to the show; shares a Tedbit about Ted's affinity for jars of peanut butter; over-shares a story about his Ex, and jars of pee; wonders if Keeley joined a urinary control cult; and, finds out who won last week's silent auction.
    30m 45s
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    FOUR - CompliMENTAL

    30 JUN 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode four; puts on a charity event/Ted tip line telethon; attempts to bond with Paul in the bathroom; stubs his toe on a biscuit; and, just has a pretty not great day.
    30m 45s
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    THREE - Wayward Biscuit

    28 JUN 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode three; reviews Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, ponders the age-old question: if you could go back in time, would you kidnap baby Ted from the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee?
    24m 39s
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    TWO - Biscuit Buddies (or Cookies with Springsteen)

    23 JUN 2021 · Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode two; nabs a special guest/biscuit buddy; tries Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, grows a mustache.
    28m 59s
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    ONE - Special Sauce

    21 JUN 2021 · Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode one; presents a horrifying theory regarding Nate the Great; explains the "logic" behind kidnapping Coach Lasso; receives an unexpected call from his grandmother; and, asks for tips on Ted's whereabouts.
    30m 43s
The only Ted Lasso recap podcast that aspires to better itself...by kidnapping the one and only coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso. Hosted by Norman Schtick.
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