25 APR 2024 · Welcome to Rukus Juice....where we pretty much LIVE in The Hard R Cafe, and trust me, this episode is no different. Oh are the boys back! After Philbilly's series of opening, we open the gate for all the beautiful drunken humor that you've come to love. We talk the invention of glory holes, partially cast a Brokeback Mountain sequel, and make Jesus a wheel kicking badass for justice.  And there is alot of gross "protect your holes" type shit too. It's Philbilly and Brocephus at their worst, but isn't that what you love about them? Bars open! Come get some juice.

18 APR 2024 · Welcome back....KEEP THAT BOTTLE OPEN AND GRAB A CLEAN GLASS! It's part two of The Road To Rukusmania... Enjoy!

10 APR 2024 · You ordered your weekly shot of Rukus Juice and boy are we here to deliver. Welcome to another crazy ass episode of the podcast you can't help but love. It's been awhile since ol Philbilly has poured one and touted his favorite moments from the illustrious squared circle, so guess what time it is? Wrestling fans, bring it. Bring all of it, cause our on staff wrasslin historian is in rare form. Philbilly educates on all of the wrestling moments that caused those sweet feels. Still haven't figured out what Brocephus is doing, but Drake Bell gets it in this one too. Not for the faint of heart, but when are we ever? The boys are back and that ain't all bad, so come on into the Hard R Cafe and get some of this JUICE!

6 APR 2024 · Well, it's not Wednesday, but we are still pushing open the doors to the Hard R Cafe.  Rukus Juice had a minor setback, but we ain't playing around. Grab a shot, cause we are. What's in a remake? Alot apparently, but not more than a few drinks and a notebook can't handle. It's Rukus Juice...you may never know what to expect, but you know ots gonna be wild. This one may be a TAD tame. Hehe hehe. No, it's not, but it's one of our more focused  episodes. Anyways, you're gonna enjoy the back and forth...on OUR version of what WE think should be remade.

27 MAR 2024 · We here at Rukus Juice have generally stopped caring too much about the brushless of our comedy. These are, however you wanna look at it, jokes.  That being said, tuck your religion in (AGAIN) for this one.  If it isn't jokes about Josh Peck's unwanted Kama Sutra, it's about Jesus, if it ain't Jesus, it's some other group of people that hopefully accept a drink at the Hard R Cafe. If not...more for us. Yep, we go after The Toaster again in this episode, and David Koresh, and Wayne Brady...and some assholes.  It's another scatter shot of an episode that ACTUALLY leads us up to another good one, that we discuss. You know what to do. You have known for awhile. You just realize you're gonna have to pray for forgiveness to the same entity we make fun of quite regularly. Lol. Bars open! Enjoy!

20 MAR 2024 · Well, we had to get in line, I'm sure, but yep....we did a "Dirty Nickelodeon" episode hot off the heels of Max's documentary, Quiet On Set: The Dark Side Of Kids TV. We always give warnings, but this one is EXTRA special, due to the subject matter of the sexual abuse of children.  It's Rukus Juice, so you know what to expect. We sat and watched the docu-series, Quiet On Set, and how the hell did you NOT see this episode coming? Of all the things you wanna fuck with, kids should be the very last, so it's time to give the business to the entertainment industry for not protecting our childhood. We break it down to bare bones on the who's, what's, when's, where's, why's, how's, and all that shit. Somewhere in all the fray, we find the funny. As CRAZY as the notion is, we find it up in there somewhere. Be prepared to have your childhood abused like ol Drake Bell, cause this ain't pretty. Welcome to Rukus Juice!

13 MAR 2024 · If you can smell the bourbon soaked wood and here the fsint sound of swearing and some guitars, odds have it, you've arrived at the Hard R Cafe, where the guys are serving uo the newest episode of Rukus Juice. That's right, your heard right, Rukus Juice is back! Yeah, this is where we'd normally slide in an advisory, but c'mon. It's so much more fun if there is no warning. Find out what happens when the boys get back at it and the words start flowing. What would happen is Philbilly and Brocephus were famous and got into Studio 54? What if Philbilly opened his OWN club, Studio 52? Hear about the new allegations against D Bag Vince McMahon? Well, Philbilly has, and OH is it up for discussion. It's another sitdown with your favorite barfolk, so slide up a stool, and order up a shot of Rukus Juice!

9 MAR 2024 · Dear Lord Baby Jesus in the crib with a fat diaper, its another sweet ass episode of Rukus Juice! The guys have been struggling to sit and talk lately, but when it happens these days, fuck it, you may as well just turn it into an episode! Brocephus is a tad tipsy and spilling all over the place, while he and Phillbilly do some reminiscing over them younger days. Toss is a celebration of TV theme song dances, Philbilly's newfound Redneck Tony Stark look, as well as Brocephus being EXTRA stereotypical blabbering about weed and basketball. (As a ballplayer ya racist d.bags! Lol) There was some drinking at the Hard R Cafe, so this one gets a lil racy. Do you even NEED to be invited anymore? Come on in....

1 FEB 2024 · We here at Rukus Juice take no pleasure in the disgusting, unless it's happening to one of us....that being said, this ain't an episode about a bad day at McDonald's. Unless you live under a VERY big rock, you've prolly heard a thing of two about WWE, Vince, and all that comes with it. Well, for ya rock dwellers, THE BAR IS FUCKIN OPEN! HARD R CAFE, ENGAGE! The boys are back and walking the line with this one. What else do we need to say? It's a two hour episode about the scumbag shit that has come to the surface recently about Vince McMahon....only the way THEY can do it. Just listen...you'll feel a LITTLE bad for laughing, but I'm sure Philbilly and Brocephus will be in hell right along with you. This one runs a little hot.

24 JAN 2024 · Bars open and this one runs a bit hot, but what else can you expect at the Hard R Cafe? Welcome back to another disturbing episode of Rukus Juice! The boys are back and it's pretty much a good grasp of what happens when the guys play catch up. After Philbilly decides to pull a bracket show off the fire, the guys cook up what they are best at. Ya know, I could pull off putting up an entire list of topics covered in the episode, but I kinda think you just have to sit in on this one. Not for the feint of humor!