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5 FEB 2025 · Welcome to Rukus Juice. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe.ets get fuckered up, shall we?
The boys waste no time being the boys as this light hearted episode goes...special, read quick. Lol. The Oregon Trail movie is a big focus of this episode, until Bionca West's awesome nekkid ass outfits comes up. Lol. Yeah, add this one to the pile of episodes that you're gonna love because, why not? Wanna know what a Rukus Juice sponsored popcorn box looks like? You'll find out here.Â
It's another crazy ass episode as only the guys can do it, with a little ground work laid for next weeks possible episode....divas anyone? I mean, floppy dics are good too.
Anyways, enjoy!
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29 JAN 2025 · Rukus Juice is back!Â
There have been a few lumps on the way, but we popped the cork, and took a few swigs to get through this one. Random is the name of the game and our catch up is never lame.Â
Philbilly and Brocephus talk Instagram and sex. R Kelly and stray cats. Oh yeah and there is alot of talk about fighting a bunch of kids, Bruce Lee 1 vs 100 style.Â
Nope, missing this episode WOULD NOT be ok.Â
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22 JAN 2025 · Did you miss us?Â
The Rukus is back. Hard R Cafe is back to slinging the juice. Give us a month and we'll turn you in the mother of all episodes. It's been a crazy holiday, and insane new year, and we've got so much to go over.Â
This is a beautifully crafted catch up episode with all the trimmings you've come to love. Oh, don't get us wrong, it's still very "rowdy", but you know that by now.Â
Well, it's time to get dirty. Let's get started...
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18 DEC 2024 · Well, after a unexpected week off, guess who the hell decided to kick open the doors to the Hard R Cafe?
Rukus Juice is ALL the way back. No need to crawl, we run to the fences with this shit. We take that whole week and double load this week.
Anyways, what happens when the boys get back together? It. Gets. Bad. Lol. Offensive, funny but oh so bad. After surviving Flavor Camp, we slowly walk around what is now our 70th episode. Does it matter? Eh. Does a good clean up to the craziest recording trial we've ever done matter? Oh yes. A thousand times yes. This episode, we talk about creepy ass song titles and more gross shit. You know what, it's Rukus Juice. Grab a seat. Just listen.
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4 DEC 2024 · Ya know, we here at Rukus Juice have asked for ALOT from you. From hating on Jesus (calm down) to parking an ocean liner sideways up Drake Bell's you know what, we keep putting you in a hot seat of moral questionability. We'll, that shit isn't gonna stop, but Flavor Camp is.Â
It's been a blast witnessing Philbilly pushed to his max inflation, but the ride is over. Flavor Camp is closing its doors. We ALMOST went out with QUITE the scandalous roar, but we drunkenly came to the conclusion to "fix the glitch". What came out was a much cleaner, WAY less incriminating, but equally vulgar episode. I mean, the guys are pros at this point, wouldn't you say? Yeah, me neither. Either way, they call this a redux or something.Â
The Hard R Cafe is open and we got some decisions to make. If Puff goes down, what are WE keeping from the cancel culture grab, and what are we willing to offer up to the masses. Yeah. Pretty important stuff. If ol Diddy Doody goes KASPLAT, what jams are we not letting go of. That what this is ALL about. If you're a fan of Bad Boy, oh is this for you. If you don't remember all the talented goodness that came with Mr Freak Off, this episode will remind ya. Enjoy ya sickos!
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27 NOV 2024 · Welcome to...well it's in the title, ain't it? It's Rukus Juice and we are so flirting with destruction here.
What happens when we decide to do an episode on racism?
We do an episode on racism. Our way. Dear lord, yes it's just about everything you'd come to expect. Tread lightly...I mean, it's not as bad as SOME would say, but...you know what? Just listen. If you wanna know how racy or bad or just WOW this episode is, you just gotta press play. Go ahead. Press play.Â
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20 NOV 2024 · Rukus Juice....what have we become? What happens when we don't plan? What happens when there is no topic?
One of us normally drinks and we record nonsensical art. This, my friends, is just that.
Welcome back to the Hard R Cafe, where Rukus Juice is served up daily. Well, we finally did the "separate the art from the artist" ordeal...and THESE are the results. Lol. Oh boy, this one is tasty as hell. Puff, Gary Glitter, Bill Cosby, Weinstein....yeah, we REALLY have that convo. The way that only WE can. Lol.Â
It's gonna be bumpy and dangerous, but funny and pretty fucking amazing. Lol. Enjoy. (Jabbo was drinking)
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13 NOV 2024 · Welcome To The Hard R Cafe, better known as home of Rukus Juice. Now, over the years, we've just about done it all. In the spirit of "doing it all", we decided to slide in another random, just like your mom. (kidding, kidding)
Wanna know what happens when a amped up Brocephus over sips a tad and hits the record button? Well, even if you don't, you're gonna hear it anyway!Â
We find the guys having a interesting back and forth on their short comings on not mentioning our Lord and Savior, Jesus. Yep, that guy. Lol. Also, all the wonderful shirt ideas they're kicking around, add a few shorts of moonshine to ol Jabbo, and it becomes a ramble for the ages. Kinda.Â
Come hang out! Brocephus is drunk and Philbilly is a sexual dynamo, bed and all. This one's gonna be good....but you're gonna need a wept wipe after this.
Bar's open, come get a shot of Rukus Juice!
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7 NOV 2024 · Hard R Cafe is open and slanging a lil Rukus Juice!Â
What happens when you record a three hours long wrestling faction episode?Â
You cut it into two parts.
Enjoy the second have of the Wrasslin Faction Action Bracket!
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30 OCT 2024 ·  Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you're going to probably hear something that is either gonna make you drink or wish that you were. We need our mouths washed out, with alcohol.Â
It's another week of Philbilly's Flavor Camp and were making the most of it. How? BY TALKING WRASSLIN BABY! For some reason, our wrestling episodes are the best. Don't believe me? Well, this time, wre ist the GREATEST FACTIONS IN WRESTLING!
This episode was so fuckin long, we had to split it into two parts. Be prepared to weep and cuss a little...or is that part two? Anyways, enough of the clever shit, PRESS PLAY!
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