A double header from Little Simon. SBW attempts to read 50 Shades of Grey, the penultimate episode of Captain Katikati, Murray Deaker's solution to the Blues salary woes, Ewen Gilmour pops in for a chat about knives and depression, the Discovery Channel blows up a jumbo jet. MUSIC: Black Sabbath (live, Supergroove, Hayseed Dixie, Kings of Leon, The Cruel Sea and a calming acoustic version of Metallica's Seek and Destroy.