First off.... tell your mom we said "hey girl heyyy". Now moving forward, this is a time were we, the guys speaking into these microphones, take you to a place of joy and relaxation. We are here to bring you smiles so that others around you smile and maybe someday the world will all smile at the same time. So sit back, let ya belly hang, think a happy thought, and enjoy the show... Because we sure are.

PS: Life is a garden, dig it. My best friend, Joe Dirt said that.
PSS: You're wanted and loved.