14 MAY 2018 · Lyrics:
I’m feeling rather weary,
Because I, Guy Fieri,
Am unable to find a place to eat
I will not ingest that fat meat
I want to ingest some grub
That doesn’t make me go to a club
I just want some food
Cause I’m not that needy a dude.
But I can’t eat boxed crap
I need something like a wrap
I used to be full
Don’t give me that bull
I used to scarf down delicious cuisines
Now I hate all beans
These stores make me frown;
Their food will not take me to flavortown.
A burger I must eat,
I give up. Down the street.
I guess today I’ll go hungry
And no, I am not sorry.
If you want to feed me food that’ll suck,
Well, my friend you’re out of luck
I’m in search of a diner
A diner for dinner that is quite fine-er
I’m looking for a drive-in
So that I will not keep whinin’
I want to eat at a drive
That will make my insides thrive.
Yet, I cannot.
This all tastes like snot
And I, Guy Fieri
Am feeling quite weary.