25 AUG 2017 · The jagbajantis in this week's APROKO HOUR is of epic proportions, but sha come along and listen, let it not be like somebody is vexing. 1. " There's a RAT in mi kitchen what am I gonna do? I'm gonna fix that rat, that's what I'm gonna do " Listen, Aso Rock has been infested by rodents and the media handlers for the president are more than happy to tell the whole world this nonsense. Because Village People 1: Nigerians 0 2. The G.O of Salvation Ministry, Pastor David Ibiyeomie, has declared that anyone that is 35 of age and is still unmarried is irresponsible. He said this because these days, you can show your marriage licence to your mortgage lenders and they will consider that month's payment made. 3. Upon all the people I know in that Amelikka, I am hearing that one woman - who I do not know and who does not know me - has just won a jackpot of $758.7 million. What is this life if not a pot of burnt beans? Me that was still pricing Gala which day and asking the seller whether e no go gree N40? 4. This beast, Ifeanyichukwu Maxwell Dike, raped and mutilated a child for sacrifice. He's been caught and arrested...and then, for reasons the police cannot even articulate, this beast was allowed to escape from their custody. He is now free because Nigeria.