16 APR 2016 · Forget all this 'unplugged' stuff - this is me on my uke - 'plugged in' - heavier than King Kong's poo after him not having 'been' for a week! Yes - this is my parody of the KISS track 'Lick It Up' but done on less strings, plus there's only one of me, so I reckon I've done a good job despite lacking talent or aptitude. Any road - here am the lyrics! "Pick It Up" Your dog's just cacked and someone could tread in it Don't be a tw... twonk, why don't you bag it and bin it Don't be a nasty pastie, listen to me It's not too hard, it's easy you see You can buy nappy bags for about 30p [Chorus:] Pick it up, pick it up, just bag that sh*te now Pick it up, pick it up, ooh yeah Pick it up, pick it up, come on, come on Pick it up, pick it up There's nothing worse than standing in dog poo It's hard to scrape it from the bottom of your shoes It won't kill you so just pick it up - Pick it up, pick it up Don't believe 'em when they say 'muck for luck' So please don't be a right Mucky Pup [chorus]

2 DEC 2015 · How to ruin a perfectly good tune: 1. Take an excellent track by "Kiss" and swap some tasty guitar sounds with a ukulele. 2. Change the lyrics and witter on about pies instead. 3. Inflict it on the world so they may share the suffering. Have a listen - if you're expecting it to be terrible - you won't be disappointed! :D More nonsense like this available here: http://www.spreaker.com/show/anarchy-with-a-uke-eh

27 SEP 2015 · My favourite track of all time by IRON MAIDEN... so you'll not expect me to butcher it? Hmm... don't get yer hopes up!

27 SEP 2015 · My ahem 'version' of a classic song by The Stranglers... you may want to strangle me when you hear it!

17 SEP 2015 · Take a brilliant tune by GHOST... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!

15 DEC 2014 · Take a brilliant tune by the legendary BONEY M... then have some idiot with a ukulele ruin it - and here's the result!

16 NOV 2014 · Don't mistake this for the classic PARANOID by BLACK SABBATH... no, this is about me (Barry) being annoyed because my missus went to the chippy and didn't get me anything! Bugger!

15 NOV 2014 · Cliff Richard's classic about a lass who's 'a bit of a wrong 'un'... Remember lads, stay away from loose drink and strong women!

11 NOV 2014 · A tale of oppression and 'being towd what fer t' do'... similar to ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL by PINK FLOYD - but involving a chippy tea! Serious stuff!!!

8 NOV 2014 · Two great tunes are PINBALL WIZARD by The Who, and UNCLE JOE'S MINTBALLS by Mike Harding (the latter being about a rather famous Wigan hardboiled sweet)... but what if some idiot were to combine the two... would it be amazing, or some horrible abomination, like what yon mon turned into in THE FLY? I think we know the answer... here's the proof!