Actually, you know what, that may not be accurate. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN, OKAY?!? Phew.

TODAY ON THE SHOW: Johnjay is on a quest to solve a mystery and discovers something ELSE on the way! FORGIVE ME FRIDAY! Are Johnjay's kids inheriting his habits?? Payton's feline problem may be fixed! More of your JJR DRUNK DIALS, BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE TRIVIA and so much more!!