Let me tell you one easy trick academia doesn’t want you to know: your IQ goes up 10 points once you make an automatic email signature listing your credentials.

We’re gonna talk about the academy a lil bit on Talk FURIE tomorrow. 11am CST, live 

Goddess help me — I’m a T.A. for a class with students sending in assignments claiming nations like the US are both capitalist and socialist at the same time because of “mixed economies” (shared enterprise of private and public entities). Goes to show elite universities still have students with poor foundations.