Halloween is just two week away folks, and you probably haven't even thought about what you going to wear. Unless you’re gay, which you probably are, and you decided sometime in right after Pride. But, if you're like most Americans, you don't have a lot of money to put it together.

Lucky for you, we're joined today by sizzling drag queen Shea Coulee, who has worked retail in both costume and sex toy shops. Being half bougie and bangie, she's got a good sense of how to make the most of your drag dollars and look fierce this Halloween.

Listen as we talk about some inexpensive but effective looks for new drag queens, animal hoodies, easy costumes for lazy lesbians and how to sexifying your superhero.

Not all costume ideas should be carried out. Here are some great and not so great ideas: Snack vending machine, Obama Hope Poster, Julianne Hough as Orange is the new Blackface, Black and white film actors and Lichenstein (comic book) makeup.

{Originally posted as FOF #2066 - Cheap & Thrilling Halloween Costume Ideas - 10.17.14}

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