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Sup there Burpees,

This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German couple who want to make incest legal, a man whose penis fell off but he got a new one grown on his arm (as you do).

Creepy dolls washing up on Texas beaches and UFO's that aren't UFO's.
Then we finish off with some Good News that Matt will shit all over for good measure.
Peace!

Enjoy, we'll be back in your earholes and eyeballs next week.

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