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James Blunt knows people hate him, toilet paper is for losers, and cannabis can fuck with your memory, make you cut your dick off and be a hypocrite, a woman insists on spending zero money on toilet related products and it grosses Adam out.

This, the usual mindless banter and of course Good News!

What a world we live in.

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