Tonight ... -Commercials are mocking us -"F**k that cat!" -Consequences for "Di**s Out For Harambe" --Keep being 'hilarious' ... --'Every Life is Precious' = Clear Bull**it -From 'couch' to 'cage' -Cold Brew Coffee and Monday Night Football! -Weeding Out -Do you want Teddy Hart taking care of your kids?? -Let's get ready for Week One --Previewing some big games --Colin Kaepernick sings "We Are The World" -Jurassic World is coming?!?!? -Zandig gives some extremely calm Pep Talks -CZW time! --Preview of "Down With The Sickness"C