Weekend at Bernie’s: A woman took her dead uncle to make a withdrawal at the bank / Texting and driving and missing green lights.The Conway crew is creating slogans for people who miss the light turning green due to texting / The dangers of texting while driving and worrying about other drivers. Guest: Elex Michaelson (FOX LA) – Coachella’s second weekend begins today, and it’s going to be very hot outside / The expense of attending Coachella / There’s a new wave of protestors that seems not to care about the repercussions of their actions / Tune into ‘The Issue Is’ with Elex tonight. The show is experiencing some technical difficulties, and so we are collectively producing the show from the control room / Meanwhile Conway is mapping his route to an escape to Coachella. / Although Coachella had over 80 arrests last weekend, and therefore 80 will serve as the over/under number for arrests this weekend. / And don’t forget to stay hydrated in the Coachella heat.