In Episode 288, Jeffrey and Patrick discuss five mostly baseball topics.

1. Chase Anderson Facts: Today's Chase Anderson's facts are actually a poem that contains no facts about Chase Anderson nor is really a poem.

2. Bird is the Word: We check in on all the avian teams.

3. Shohei Ohtani Facts: Shohei Ohtani is more interesting than Chase Anderson to some people we suppose.

. Around the Horn: More frisky meter, more franchise nonsense (different franchise this time), and we consider Aaron Hicks career.

5. The .700 Club: Yes, Patrick is better at this than Craig.

Five and Dive is listener-supported, you can join our Patreon at patreon.com/fiveanddive. If you want to get in contact with the show, the e-mail address is fiveanddive@baseballprospectus.com.

Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music

Spotify: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_Spotify

Apple Music: http://bit.ly/JawnStockton_AM