In Episode 281, Patrick and Craig chat about children's art exhibits and what constitutes a bicycle and then discuss five mostly baseball topics.

1. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of...ummm: We are talking Bryan Reynolds extension, much to Patrick's dismay.

2. The Los Angeles Padres: It's been a slow news week, but a busy one for a bunch of Dodgers players.

3. Natty B'oh...yes: The Orioles have been both lucky and good, will one or both continue?

4. Around the Horn: Drew Maggi gets a gift, a lot of pitchers get hurt.

5. You're the Real MVP: A challenge has been laid down, and two hosts square off. Craig gets mad again.

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Our theme tune is by Jawn Stockton. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music

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